Olivia: What’s that called Daddy Call?
Me: What is what called Baby Call?
Olivia: Balloon. Blue balloon.
Me: Balloon?
Olivia: Pop it, squeeze it, grease it, kiss it.
Me: What? Grease it?
Olivia: Pop it, grease it!
Me: What in the world is your mother teaching you while I’m at work.

I was installed a hard drive in a computer the other night. Olivia comes in the office and sees me screwing on the rails.
Olivia: “Hard drive?”
Darren: “Yeah baby, that’s a hard drive.”
Olivia: “Fix it Daddy.”
I gave her the screwdriver and she put in all four screws by herself! She’s good.

Olivia is very camera shy. I had to sneak to catch her singing and dancing.